Priest: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination"
A Customer starts shouting in a store.
where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: There is nothing free with this.
Customer: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day.
Finally, the boss called him in and asked for the reason.
"Well, you see sir, my wife works, too and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner.
